Post by Rei on Jun 3, 2007 8:28:58 GMT -5
Shiku and Ritzu stepped back marveling at their finished product. They exchanged high fives, and mischievious smirks crossed their faces. "Are you ready Ritzu?" Shiku called down the hallway. There was a grunt as an answering reply.
"Grab the phone okay?" Ritzu reminded, as they both raced up the stairs.
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Ken picked up his cellphone as it started to ring, "Hello?" There was a scream at the other end, he rolled his eyes, expecting for it to be a prank caller. He checked the phone number, probably something he should've done before answering. But even remembering to check after was good enough for Ken. "494-4949." He blinked blankly, who was... then gears started to turn in his mind. He rolled his eyes looking at the phone number, an ordinary person would've blinked and started to laugh at the childish phone number, but he knew who it was.
"Yes Shiku?"
There was another scream, a male's voice came on the phone, "I'm holding the two for ransom. The girl with the amazingly potty mouth, and the girl that is a fucking hell of a slut."
Which one's which? Ken wondered.
"Slip the money, a total of $49,999 in the black and blue flower pot next to the dresser on the stairs to the far right, down the trap door, through the stairs down, make a right walk 10 steps take the flight of stairs up and through the trap door. And the two girls will be released," the muffled voice mumbled.
Something was wrong... Why did the guy know the house so well? Ken shrugged, he hadn't really listened, but it's okay. It wasn't like he had the money, and it wasn't like he was going to give the money to the guy even if he had it. "Whatever."
Two intertwined urgent screams told him who the two girls were, just the familar voices gave him the idea, and he knew which was the potty mouthed and which was the other. "Ritzu and Shiku," he said, to no one in paticular.
"Obviously, you retard," sobbed Shiku on the other end.
He hung up and shrugged, if Ritzu wasn't there, he'd probably have left Shiku to fend off on her own. But whatever.
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Shiku and Ritzu high fived each other. No man demanding for a random in a room, and them bursting into a fit of giggles with a tape player.
"It wouldn't have hurt to had not called him a retard right?" Ritzu asked.
Shiku shrugged, "It's a reward for the hard work. And plus, I speak for both of us right?"
Ritzu pondered this idea thoughtfully, "I guess that's true."
"Which one's which anyway?" Ritzu asked.
Shiku rolled her eyes, "Obviously I'm the one with the potty mouth, and you're the one being the slut. I mean, he IS your boyfriend, not mine."
"Oh? So the next one is where you are slutty?" Ritzu teased.
"Shut up!" Shiku yelled fetching a random paper fan and hitting it on her head.
They both shut up as Ritzu dialed the next number on Shiku's phone.
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Kiri smiled almost genuinely as he relaxed himself on a tree doing nothing in paticular, planning to nap for the next century. He nearly flung himself onto the ground, but narrowly caught himself in time with his legs wrapped around the branch expertly catching the viberating phone in the process. "494-4949," was displayed on the phone.
A perfect day, ruined, by just a mere phone call from the most annoyingest, not letting him nap person in the world. Why? he questioned God, "WHY?" he yelled it this time. As he was just about to throw the phone against a random tree. He had the bright idea to pick it up then hang it up. Immediately after he picked it up, there was a scream.
He twitched annoyedly, "You called me to scream into my ear?"
The same message played out for him, and he rolled his eyes, "Uh huh, yeah sure, whatever." He was pretty good with the one word answers, considering he had to use them against Shiku all the time.
He knew which one was which and his thoughts mirrored that of Ken's exactly, even if he hadn't had the knowledge of it.
Co-in-ci-dence? I think not.
Ritzu was the one with the cleavage, and Shiku was the one with the potty mouth, he was certain of this, with his knowledge of her able to swear in 9 different languages. Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Fallen, Angel, Demon, Taiwanese, Cantonese and Shanghainese.
And, if Ritzu wasn't there, he'd had left Shiku to fend for herself.
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Ken walked in the front door, and got a cake smashed into his face. Great, a house full of traps, new traps, as if there is not enough traps already. He started to walk in farther, against his better judgement, thinking that that was the end of the caking and pieing. He should've known better.
There was an endless bombardment of cakes and pies. Every type of cake, every type of pie you could think of. And worse yet, the door slammed shut behind him and auto locked. He scanned the entrance hallway, and questioned if he should escape into the living room, up the stairs, or through the trap door under him. He went through the trap door.
Bad move.
He dropped into the Teddy Bear Room after a long slide. He blinked twice as he was surrounded by killer robot teddies. They looked insanely cute, like something Shiku would ogle and melt over, maybe a contraption of Ritzu's? They apparently were being put to good use. Killing me... he thought silently pleading with God and questioning what had he done to deserve this.
As the teddy bears doggy piled on him, or in this case... Teddy piled on him, he had one last remaining thought in his head, HELP.
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Shiku sat in her chair and watched the videos of what was happening right now. Ahh... the benefits of having a good camera system and a control room filled with 10 big screen TV's and surround sound were endless. Watching people get tortured by things that took Ritzu and herself in the least 2 months to set up was definitely up at the top of the endless list.
Ritzu walked up behind her, "I see the ICKRT's are finally being put to good use." She paused, then added, "I'm proud to have made them."
ICKRT stood for, Insanely Cute Killer Robot Teddies. Ritzu asked a question that made it become, ICKRTWG, "Did you attach on the guns?"
Shiku looked back and gave her a "duh" look.
"I'll take that as a yes."
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Ken was running around trying to dodge around the bullets, that looked insanely cute as well, they had cat faces at the end of them and they were teddy bear shaped. When they exploded they turned into more ICKRTWG's, it seemed like there was no end of them. Suddenly one pulled out another gun, it was shiny silver and had a banana on it. The other bears had different fruits, but Ken could expect what was coming.
Before he could use his reflexes he got 'fruited'.
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Kiri was slightly smarter, not really. He went through the back door, or was it just the laziness that prevented him from walking up to the front door? Anyway... what he didn't know was... The two girls booby-trapped the whole house. As he walked in he looked around and shut the door behind him as he advanced a step little Tomato people that looked like aliens ran out, they were so chibish and they even had chibi talk, "Maswer toll wus to pway wi' wou."
Talking chibi alien tomatoes, he could guess who thought up this idea. He rolled his eyes and tried to pry them away from blocking the whole staircase. Which was the only way out of this room. The tomatoes took out red cannon balls, no not cannon balls... Tomatoes. "Fwiya!"
As he got tomatoed around the room the room was starting to have tomatoes everywhere, but he noticed a small Tomato in the background cleaning the mess. "Who's your master?" he asked, almost afraid that they didn't understand anything that's not chibi talk.
"Wa wis a ma-s-tah?" one Tomato asked.
Kiri slapped his head and couldn't believe he was doing this, "Woo wis wour maswer?"
"Oooooooh..." the Tomato understood. "Lemme wead wou to whwe mwy maswer wan' wou to bwe."
The tomatoes cleared the way as the single Tomato led Kiri up the stairs.
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Ritzu laughed, now her turn to watch the screens, "There's always an easy way out of things, like just being polite, which is usually impossible for Kiri."
A voice rang from the back as Shiku watched the screen down in back where Ken was being displayed, "True!" she paused, "Is Ken allergic to any type of fruit?"
Ritzu raised an eyebrow, "Yeah. Bananas. Why?"
"Oh crap."
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Ken ran as he had flaming red rashes that he had an urge to itch. "I swear when I get my hands on..." He stopped then looked in front of him, there were rows and rows of wolves, black ones, grey ones and white ones. One looked paticularly familiar, a pure white one with ice blue eyes. "Mizu?"
Mizu had something in her jaws as she walked up to Ken, she dropped it. Allergy Relief it read, and on it a black post-it note with a white wolf in the corner of it written over in neat silver cursive said, "My master apologizes." Mizu nodded then walked off with the rest of the wolves.
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Kiri twitched apparently bothered by the idea of having tomatoes in his hair, his long silky silvery hair, all pink and Tomato smelling. Noooooooooooooooooo!!!
The Tomato that was leading apparently knew what he was thinking and escorted him to the shower, "Pwease cwean wouwelf woff mwy maswer wouwent wan' wou to wook wike wis."
Kiri was getting a headache from all the chibi talk, but never the less he walked into the shower and washed off all the Tomato in his hair. He grinned after he walked out, today was getting to be a good day...? He looked to the right and saw...
Flying Banana Flinging Monkeys.
They flung bananas at him as he ran through the hallways, not knowing if he was scared of what's to come or what was happening right now. At least the tomatoes had bad aim. And short stubby legs that couldn't keep up with him. And they didn't fly.
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Ritzu winced thinking what if Kiri was allergic to bananas too? "Umm... Shiku is Kiri allergic to anything?"
"Bananas."
"Bananas too?"
Co-in-ci-dence? I think not.
"Please don't tell me..."
"Yeah... those things that the monkeys are throwing that look like bananas? Yeah, you guessed right, they ARE bananas. Time to send Mizu on another errand."
"How about MoonShadow this time?"
"Not that it matters."
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The monkeys seemed to have retreated... Now wolves blocked his path, he couldn't decide which was worse. But he thought monkeys, he was swelling up with blood red rashes. There was a sleek black wolf with a 4 pointed star on her head and ice blue eyes.
MoonShadow... He thought, well I kinda am an Usachi... would she listen to me? She probably would... unless she was on orders from... Shiku.
He should've known, Shiku and Ritzu planned this all out. Shiku knew he was allergic to bananas, was she trying to murder him or something? And Ritzu let her? He couldn't believe the two of them.
MoonShadow advanced forward to him holding something in her mouth, Banana powder? I wouldn't be surprised... She dropped it in front of him and it had a white post-it note on it with a black wolf on it and in shiny black handwritting it read, "My master apologizes." The box itself said, Allergy Relief. Great, first they try to kill me, then they try to save me. I have no fucking clue what they're thinking.
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Ritzu appeared behind Shiku, "You think we should just let them through the main path as an apology?"
"As much as I'd like to torture them, I think so," Shiku sighed, looking up at Ritzu, annoyed by the fact that the other booby traps in the house weren't going to be put to good use.
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The two boys met in the slide to the control room, "Hey... what are you doing here?" the both asked at the same time.
Co-in-ci-dence? I think not.
"Ri---" they both began.
"You go first," Kiri offered.
"Ritzu and Shiku called me to save them from a guy wanting a random...but..."
"They set up the booby-traps and nearly slaughtered me with bananas," Kiri finished.
"Same."
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They dropped straight into their cake, with black and blue frosting. On it, it said in neat cursive handwritting, or in this case, frosting writing it said, "Happy 100000000000000000000000000000000000 <insert infinity sign here> Birthday..." Shiku grinned as she waltzed out from the back of the room, not even knowing that she knew how to waltz, "Happy Birthday guys."
"Where's Ritzu?" they both asked.
"Out in back changing."
Ken and Kiri drooled at the thought of it... Obviously knowing what they were thinking Shiku kicked them across the face, giving them an apparently good look under the skirt she was wearing. It was black and barely reached down 5 inches. It was tight and her top was so low that you could see the beginnings of her cleavage.
"Into what you are wearing?"
"Duh, for your birthdays..."
They drooled even more. Shiku sweep kicked them, giving a good look down her shirt.
"I'm guessing a 42 D..." Kiri guessed.
Shiku twitched, Be civil, be civil... It's his birthday...
"Oh I guessed right?" Kiri asked smugly.
Shiku twitched even more, luckily for Kiri, Ritzu walked out of the back. As they stared at her, Ritzu had the idea of trying to kick them like Shiku did, but then had a better idea.
"If you keep staring... I'm changing back," she informed them.
They immidiately stopped, apparently knowing what was best for them. Shiku and Ritzu exchanged evil grins, they kicked the two "perverts" into the cake again. "Happy Birthday anyways..."
"It's kinda funny that you guys have the same birthday..." Shiku said.
Co-in-ci-dence? I think not.
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XD My original version, has the formatting and everything, which makes it better, but... I was too lazy to format it after I copy+pasted
So yeah, Happy Birthday Oniisan (Even though you forgot my birthday TT_TT -> you suck.)
EDIT: The writing quality was much better in the beginning if you didn't notice, I got lazy toward the end...
"Grab the phone okay?" Ritzu reminded, as they both raced up the stairs.
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Ken picked up his cellphone as it started to ring, "Hello?" There was a scream at the other end, he rolled his eyes, expecting for it to be a prank caller. He checked the phone number, probably something he should've done before answering. But even remembering to check after was good enough for Ken. "494-4949." He blinked blankly, who was... then gears started to turn in his mind. He rolled his eyes looking at the phone number, an ordinary person would've blinked and started to laugh at the childish phone number, but he knew who it was.
"Yes Shiku?"
There was another scream, a male's voice came on the phone, "I'm holding the two for ransom. The girl with the amazingly potty mouth, and the girl that is a fucking hell of a slut."
Which one's which? Ken wondered.
"Slip the money, a total of $49,999 in the black and blue flower pot next to the dresser on the stairs to the far right, down the trap door, through the stairs down, make a right walk 10 steps take the flight of stairs up and through the trap door. And the two girls will be released," the muffled voice mumbled.
Something was wrong... Why did the guy know the house so well? Ken shrugged, he hadn't really listened, but it's okay. It wasn't like he had the money, and it wasn't like he was going to give the money to the guy even if he had it. "Whatever."
Two intertwined urgent screams told him who the two girls were, just the familar voices gave him the idea, and he knew which was the potty mouthed and which was the other. "Ritzu and Shiku," he said, to no one in paticular.
"Obviously, you retard," sobbed Shiku on the other end.
He hung up and shrugged, if Ritzu wasn't there, he'd probably have left Shiku to fend off on her own. But whatever.
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Shiku and Ritzu high fived each other. No man demanding for a random in a room, and them bursting into a fit of giggles with a tape player.
"It wouldn't have hurt to had not called him a retard right?" Ritzu asked.
Shiku shrugged, "It's a reward for the hard work. And plus, I speak for both of us right?"
Ritzu pondered this idea thoughtfully, "I guess that's true."
"Which one's which anyway?" Ritzu asked.
Shiku rolled her eyes, "Obviously I'm the one with the potty mouth, and you're the one being the slut. I mean, he IS your boyfriend, not mine."
"Oh? So the next one is where you are slutty?" Ritzu teased.
"Shut up!" Shiku yelled fetching a random paper fan and hitting it on her head.
They both shut up as Ritzu dialed the next number on Shiku's phone.
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Kiri smiled almost genuinely as he relaxed himself on a tree doing nothing in paticular, planning to nap for the next century. He nearly flung himself onto the ground, but narrowly caught himself in time with his legs wrapped around the branch expertly catching the viberating phone in the process. "494-4949," was displayed on the phone.
A perfect day, ruined, by just a mere phone call from the most annoyingest, not letting him nap person in the world. Why? he questioned God, "WHY?" he yelled it this time. As he was just about to throw the phone against a random tree. He had the bright idea to pick it up then hang it up. Immediately after he picked it up, there was a scream.
He twitched annoyedly, "You called me to scream into my ear?"
The same message played out for him, and he rolled his eyes, "Uh huh, yeah sure, whatever." He was pretty good with the one word answers, considering he had to use them against Shiku all the time.
He knew which one was which and his thoughts mirrored that of Ken's exactly, even if he hadn't had the knowledge of it.
Co-in-ci-dence? I think not.
Ritzu was the one with the cleavage, and Shiku was the one with the potty mouth, he was certain of this, with his knowledge of her able to swear in 9 different languages. Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Fallen, Angel, Demon, Taiwanese, Cantonese and Shanghainese.
And, if Ritzu wasn't there, he'd had left Shiku to fend for herself.
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Ken walked in the front door, and got a cake smashed into his face. Great, a house full of traps, new traps, as if there is not enough traps already. He started to walk in farther, against his better judgement, thinking that that was the end of the caking and pieing. He should've known better.
There was an endless bombardment of cakes and pies. Every type of cake, every type of pie you could think of. And worse yet, the door slammed shut behind him and auto locked. He scanned the entrance hallway, and questioned if he should escape into the living room, up the stairs, or through the trap door under him. He went through the trap door.
Bad move.
He dropped into the Teddy Bear Room after a long slide. He blinked twice as he was surrounded by killer robot teddies. They looked insanely cute, like something Shiku would ogle and melt over, maybe a contraption of Ritzu's? They apparently were being put to good use. Killing me... he thought silently pleading with God and questioning what had he done to deserve this.
As the teddy bears doggy piled on him, or in this case... Teddy piled on him, he had one last remaining thought in his head, HELP.
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Shiku sat in her chair and watched the videos of what was happening right now. Ahh... the benefits of having a good camera system and a control room filled with 10 big screen TV's and surround sound were endless. Watching people get tortured by things that took Ritzu and herself in the least 2 months to set up was definitely up at the top of the endless list.
Ritzu walked up behind her, "I see the ICKRT's are finally being put to good use." She paused, then added, "I'm proud to have made them."
ICKRT stood for, Insanely Cute Killer Robot Teddies. Ritzu asked a question that made it become, ICKRTWG, "Did you attach on the guns?"
Shiku looked back and gave her a "duh" look.
"I'll take that as a yes."
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Ken was running around trying to dodge around the bullets, that looked insanely cute as well, they had cat faces at the end of them and they were teddy bear shaped. When they exploded they turned into more ICKRTWG's, it seemed like there was no end of them. Suddenly one pulled out another gun, it was shiny silver and had a banana on it. The other bears had different fruits, but Ken could expect what was coming.
Before he could use his reflexes he got 'fruited'.
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Kiri was slightly smarter, not really. He went through the back door, or was it just the laziness that prevented him from walking up to the front door? Anyway... what he didn't know was... The two girls booby-trapped the whole house. As he walked in he looked around and shut the door behind him as he advanced a step little Tomato people that looked like aliens ran out, they were so chibish and they even had chibi talk, "Maswer toll wus to pway wi' wou."
Talking chibi alien tomatoes, he could guess who thought up this idea. He rolled his eyes and tried to pry them away from blocking the whole staircase. Which was the only way out of this room. The tomatoes took out red cannon balls, no not cannon balls... Tomatoes. "Fwiya!"
As he got tomatoed around the room the room was starting to have tomatoes everywhere, but he noticed a small Tomato in the background cleaning the mess. "Who's your master?" he asked, almost afraid that they didn't understand anything that's not chibi talk.
"Wa wis a ma-s-tah?" one Tomato asked.
Kiri slapped his head and couldn't believe he was doing this, "Woo wis wour maswer?"
"Oooooooh..." the Tomato understood. "Lemme wead wou to whwe mwy maswer wan' wou to bwe."
The tomatoes cleared the way as the single Tomato led Kiri up the stairs.
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Ritzu laughed, now her turn to watch the screens, "There's always an easy way out of things, like just being polite, which is usually impossible for Kiri."
A voice rang from the back as Shiku watched the screen down in back where Ken was being displayed, "True!" she paused, "Is Ken allergic to any type of fruit?"
Ritzu raised an eyebrow, "Yeah. Bananas. Why?"
"Oh crap."
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Ken ran as he had flaming red rashes that he had an urge to itch. "I swear when I get my hands on..." He stopped then looked in front of him, there were rows and rows of wolves, black ones, grey ones and white ones. One looked paticularly familiar, a pure white one with ice blue eyes. "Mizu?"
Mizu had something in her jaws as she walked up to Ken, she dropped it. Allergy Relief it read, and on it a black post-it note with a white wolf in the corner of it written over in neat silver cursive said, "My master apologizes." Mizu nodded then walked off with the rest of the wolves.
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Kiri twitched apparently bothered by the idea of having tomatoes in his hair, his long silky silvery hair, all pink and Tomato smelling. Noooooooooooooooooo!!!
The Tomato that was leading apparently knew what he was thinking and escorted him to the shower, "Pwease cwean wouwelf woff mwy maswer wouwent wan' wou to wook wike wis."
Kiri was getting a headache from all the chibi talk, but never the less he walked into the shower and washed off all the Tomato in his hair. He grinned after he walked out, today was getting to be a good day...? He looked to the right and saw...
Flying Banana Flinging Monkeys.
They flung bananas at him as he ran through the hallways, not knowing if he was scared of what's to come or what was happening right now. At least the tomatoes had bad aim. And short stubby legs that couldn't keep up with him. And they didn't fly.
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Ritzu winced thinking what if Kiri was allergic to bananas too? "Umm... Shiku is Kiri allergic to anything?"
"Bananas."
"Bananas too?"
Co-in-ci-dence? I think not.
"Please don't tell me..."
"Yeah... those things that the monkeys are throwing that look like bananas? Yeah, you guessed right, they ARE bananas. Time to send Mizu on another errand."
"How about MoonShadow this time?"
"Not that it matters."
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The monkeys seemed to have retreated... Now wolves blocked his path, he couldn't decide which was worse. But he thought monkeys, he was swelling up with blood red rashes. There was a sleek black wolf with a 4 pointed star on her head and ice blue eyes.
MoonShadow... He thought, well I kinda am an Usachi... would she listen to me? She probably would... unless she was on orders from... Shiku.
He should've known, Shiku and Ritzu planned this all out. Shiku knew he was allergic to bananas, was she trying to murder him or something? And Ritzu let her? He couldn't believe the two of them.
MoonShadow advanced forward to him holding something in her mouth, Banana powder? I wouldn't be surprised... She dropped it in front of him and it had a white post-it note on it with a black wolf on it and in shiny black handwritting it read, "My master apologizes." The box itself said, Allergy Relief. Great, first they try to kill me, then they try to save me. I have no fucking clue what they're thinking.
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Ritzu appeared behind Shiku, "You think we should just let them through the main path as an apology?"
"As much as I'd like to torture them, I think so," Shiku sighed, looking up at Ritzu, annoyed by the fact that the other booby traps in the house weren't going to be put to good use.
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The two boys met in the slide to the control room, "Hey... what are you doing here?" the both asked at the same time.
Co-in-ci-dence? I think not.
"Ri---" they both began.
"You go first," Kiri offered.
"Ritzu and Shiku called me to save them from a guy wanting a random...but..."
"They set up the booby-traps and nearly slaughtered me with bananas," Kiri finished.
"Same."
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They dropped straight into their cake, with black and blue frosting. On it, it said in neat cursive handwritting, or in this case, frosting writing it said, "Happy 100000000000000000000000000000000000 <insert infinity sign here> Birthday..." Shiku grinned as she waltzed out from the back of the room, not even knowing that she knew how to waltz, "Happy Birthday guys."
"Where's Ritzu?" they both asked.
"Out in back changing."
Ken and Kiri drooled at the thought of it... Obviously knowing what they were thinking Shiku kicked them across the face, giving them an apparently good look under the skirt she was wearing. It was black and barely reached down 5 inches. It was tight and her top was so low that you could see the beginnings of her cleavage.
"Into what you are wearing?"
"Duh, for your birthdays..."
They drooled even more. Shiku sweep kicked them, giving a good look down her shirt.
"I'm guessing a 42 D..." Kiri guessed.
Shiku twitched, Be civil, be civil... It's his birthday...
"Oh I guessed right?" Kiri asked smugly.
Shiku twitched even more, luckily for Kiri, Ritzu walked out of the back. As they stared at her, Ritzu had the idea of trying to kick them like Shiku did, but then had a better idea.
"If you keep staring... I'm changing back," she informed them.
They immidiately stopped, apparently knowing what was best for them. Shiku and Ritzu exchanged evil grins, they kicked the two "perverts" into the cake again. "Happy Birthday anyways..."
"It's kinda funny that you guys have the same birthday..." Shiku said.
Co-in-ci-dence? I think not.
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XD My original version, has the formatting and everything, which makes it better, but... I was too lazy to format it after I copy+pasted
So yeah, Happy Birthday Oniisan (Even though you forgot my birthday TT_TT -> you suck.)
EDIT: The writing quality was much better in the beginning if you didn't notice, I got lazy toward the end...